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“ Today is the beginning of the rest of my life.
05.23.12 ♥ 3
Office Banter
Me: Ryan is the Director's (Dave) little pet
Elroy: Really? Always sucking off dave yeah? (aka sucking up to him or kissing arse)
Me: Yes mate. You should have seen him at the last team meeting.
Elroy: Wow. Was it bad?
Me: Yep! He was working the shaft and cupping the balls... Like he was playing a Trumpet
Elroy: Where do you come up with this shit?
05.18.12 ♥ 0
Zoom Check out my new camera! CANON 600D BOOM!!!

Check out my new camera! CANON 600D BOOM!!!

05.03.12 ♥ 2
Canteen Banter
Me: yeah i'll have the chicken burrito please (to the waiter).
Craig: You black people love your chicken don't you fella.
Me: just like you white people love your pork, potatoes and cheese. Bacon and sausage for breakfast, ham and cheese sandwich for lunch. Crisps to snack on, chips for dinner, bangers and mash, shepherds pie. Pork pork pork!! ITS TOOO MUCH! Plus you don't even cook your beef properly so then chicken is the safe option for me.
Craig: Bit racist don't you think?
Me: Sigh...
05.03.12 ♥ 7
“ I never rated FHM but today this magazine showed me why people do not respect the UK anymore. Tulisa is the sexist woman in N Dubz and that’s it.
05.02.12 ♥ 0

Batman! YES!

05.01.12 ♥ 5

what a shambles

04.22.12 ♥ 2

bobbiwande:

D Double E - Pumping it out Remix featuring Kano, Rapid, Hyper, JME, Footsie

Taking it old school - I think Rapid was the best on mic you know

Kano tore it up!

04.22.12 ♥ 6
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“ I went on a lads holiday last year and this eastern European babe was all over me….like milk on coco-pops.

— Office Banter.

04.21.12 ♥ 2
Banter with the misses.
the misses: I'm going on a detox next week...I'm only eating healthy food.
me: ....So what does that mean for dinner then?
the misses: No our dinners are fine because they are always healthy.
me: ....well yeah I guess oxygen is good for you.
Ahhh love
04.21.12 ♥ 0
Who wants to buy a Canon Digital SLR???

I am selling my digital SLR. It is a canon 1000D - I hardly use it.

THIS IS A GREAT OPPORTUNITY FOR ALL YOU BLOGGERS OUT THERE ESPECIALLY WITH SUMMER AROUND THE CORNER….IMAGINE THE GREAT PICS YOU CAN TAKE AND PUT ON YOUR BLOG.

It is in good condition, no scratches or chips. AND I AM SELLING IT FOR CHEAP!!!

Along with the camera you will receive:

- 18-55mm Zoom Lens

- Wide Strap (to hold the camera around your neck)

- Battery & Battery charger

- USB Cable for file transfer

- Memory Card (4 gig)

With a 10.1 Megapixel CMOS sensor and technology inherited from Canon’s professional models, the EOS 1000D offers EOS imaging power in an affordable, easy-to-use package.

Features

  • 10.1 MP CMOS sensor
  • Up to 3fps
  • 7-point wide-area AF
  • Self-Cleaning Image Sensor
  • 2.5” LCD with Live View mode
  • DIGIC III processor
  • SD/SDHC card slot
  • Picture Styles processing
  • Compact and lightweight
  • Compatible with EF/EF-S lenses and EX Speedlites

CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT MORE —> http://www.canon.co.uk/For_Home/Product_Finder/Cameras/Digital_SLR/EOS_1000D/

If you are interested then drop me a direct message or email me at gjonesca3@hotmail.co.uk

04.21.12 ♥ 1
Dont lose sight of the dream!

Sometimes the pressure to succeed can get on top of you. Never lose sight of your dream though.

Everyone has their ups and downs - I am the worst for it and my mood swings like monkeys wearing little jack up trousers (honestly I should write a book).

Its very easy to lose sight of what matters most when you are on a downer, probably because you are so busy trying to pick yourself up and deal with the issues that come with being on a downer. Neither the less - especially if you are a fighter like me - dust yourself off and keep following the dream and be prepared to do this time and time again. Never ever forget why you are doing “this”

Have a positive week.

04.16.12 ♥ 3
Zoom Biggie in style URGHH!

Biggie in style

URGHH!

04.16.12 ♥ 172
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